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生于甲子年丁卯月壬寅日,祖居湖南宁乡。

幼时骄纵,权倾家野。初读三国,问其父:“吾生之时,可曾有白鹤鸣于屋顶?”答曰:“两个黄鹂鸣翠柳。”遂大哭不止,王者之气竟随白鹭飞上青天。

年事稍长,谨遵孔孟之道,思量万般皆下品,惟有严慈表扬高,故虚心向学,寒暑无阻。虽生性顽劣,犹颇明轻重。大考将至,意踌躇。忆及班超投笔从戎,稼轩挑灯看剑,登时血气上涌,宁为百夫长,胜作一书生。惜黑不是,白不是,红黄更不是,从军之望破灭。嗤之,一武夫耳。乃抖擞精神,悬梁刺股,意欲背水一战。不期壬午年丙午月,复遭遇莱比锡和滑铁卢。老子尝言:“天地不仁,以万物为刍狗。”获罪于天,非战之罪也。

时菁菁校园鱼龙混杂,其初欲效莲以自清,奈何白沙在涅,与之俱黑,况一顽石乎。不免终日游戏人间。皆言其美貌与智慧并重,英雄与侠义结合,然迷失沉溺之下,形容日渐枯槁,终至学业荒废,笔下既无千言,胸中又无一策,更遑论如簧之巧舌。韶光易逝,少年白发,徒对镜自悯:“天生我才必有用,千金散去还复来。”

痛定,思痛。其誓洗心革面,痛改前非。文王拘而演周易,仲尼厄而作春秋。自此,励精图治,十年生聚,十年教训。其人幸甚!社稷幸甚!

临近结业,愿以胸中所学,报与知遇。惜哉伯乐已故,九方皋安在?

感之所至,姑妄言之也。

于丙戌年壬辰月戊寅日
Arthur Woo,who was born in 9th Marth 1984 A.D.,lives Ningxiang county of Hunan province.
He was very arrogant when he was young,and he had a power to control the whole family.When He read Romance Of Three Kingdom for first time,he asked his father,”is there a white crane was singing songs above our housetop while I was born?”His father answered,”there were only two yellowbirds argued in the osier.”He cried heavili for listening the words.The spirit of king flied to sky with the egret.
He was growing up day by day,and He saw Confucius and Mencius for his God.He thought that everything was nothing except father and mother’s praise,so he studied hard no matter it’s summer or winter.He knew what he wanted to do generally though he liked play.He was irresolute when the high-exam was coming,for the events of Ban Chao and Xin Qiji came to his mind.He made a decision quickly that he would to be a soldier.But for the reason of his DNA,his dream was broken.He laughed,”just a crowd of illiteracys.”Then he refreshed himself to study more harder.However,he met his own Labxi and Waterloo in July 2002.Oldson said.”heaven and earth have no goodness,they treat everything as grass.”Maybe he offended the God,but he wasn’t to be blamed.
There are kinds of animals in campus.

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