(幽默笑话)令布什头痛的胡主席的姓..
Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’(what are you) asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
赖斯: 是的,长官(亚瑟尔)。
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
布什：亚瑟尔? 你是说阿拉法特在中国? 我以为他在中东呢。
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔)。
George: Yassir is in China?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国??
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
布什：那么谁(胡)在?
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔)。
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new eader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
布什：听着,赖斯。我要知道中国新领导人的名字,给我接联合国秘书长,我觉得他会知道。
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费(咖啡)?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
赖斯：你要科费(咖啡)?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔)。
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费(咖啡)?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
布什：谁(胡)是联合国的头?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
赖斯：胡(谁)是中国的头。
George: Will you stay out of China?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的官长 (亚瑟尔)。
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话。
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
赖斯：我是赖斯(这有米饭)
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
布什：米饭？ 好主意,再来点鸡蛋吧！